What a difference 24 hours can make!... the day started out easy enough. A workout, a Venti non-fat Chai, and a nice morning walk through the farmers market downtown. Followed by what quickly became spring cleaning day... Sounds pretty ordinary right?? This is probably as good a time as any to mention the following details: one drunk dial. (NOT by my fingers!) 2 hostile text messages, A perplexing phone call that may re-open an old friendship... and an accidental slip of the tongue that may just be the final chapter of another. How? you wonder... can such a lovely day be wrapped in such chaos? How did I manage to clean out the pantry, re-organize 2 closets, and deal with such craziness simultaneously??? If you have to ask, than you must not be gay, and clearly not friends with:
The one that perpetuates the drama!!
You know who you are girl... telling me you aren't about the gossip. But all the sentences surrounding that statement are about others peoples business! Notice the silence that meets you on the other end of the line these days? That's a subliminal message for you...lets see if you can read between the lines... Trust me when I say you should just stick to talking (and thinking) about yourself... Not only are you dam good at it. But the things you do are twice as cockamamie as the ones you claim to care about... I'm on to your tricks...the ones that keep people from being friends without you...fortunately that's about to change. And something tells me you ain't gonna like it.
Do I get extra credit points for using cockamamie in a sentence?? ;)
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